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5 bras, 16 pairs of knickers and a box of Tampax
F**k. In just 24 hours I'll be on a flight to the South of France to hop aboard my new boat gig and I can already tell I'll be drowning...
Jun 18, 20243 min read
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Paul’s Big C
“Mum, what would you like to do for your birthday?” “Well, I’ve never been to St Paul’s Cathedral…” Also wanting to see what all the fuss...
May 1, 20243 min read
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Goldilocks, The Three Bears and a Miele Dishwasher
"So, what can I get you?" I stood before a table full of 12 ravenous and need I say multi-million pounds worth of pearly white mouths sat...
Apr 16, 20244 min read
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My First Threesome
Having just come back from a lil' snow boarding trip around The Dolomites, it got me thinking... Let me take you back to about 10 years...
Apr 12, 20243 min read
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A day in the life of a 7* pissed up, multifunctional, toilet cleaner
WhatsApp from Mum, "Darlin...are you alive?" followed by some updates from back home; the old Honda lawn mower lives on to fight another...
Apr 3, 20246 min read
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The day I nearly got arrested in Abu Dhabi
Walking off an 8 hour flight, it’s normal to want to prioritise your bladder and head straight to the bathroom after being filled with an...
Nov 4, 20232 min read
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The day Nellie the Elephant sacked off Circus training
Speeding through airport security after a few beep beeps here and a few ‘excuse me madam, can you step back and walk through once again’...
Nov 1, 20232 min read
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Twenty-eight
When turning the grand ol' age of 28, most probably picture themselves returning home to their very own recently purchased first-time...
Oct 31, 20232 min read
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